WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!
First off, this exceeded my expectations. But not by much.
The story is an absolute mess. When it says, "Based on the Dark Tower novels", it means there are seven books' worth of material that they're working from, so good luck making any sense of it. Try to imagine all of "Harry Potter" in one movie. Yeah, good luck.
There are elements from so many different stories, it's confusing even for someone who's read the series. Granted it has been…