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  • The Witch

    The Witch

    oh, to live naked in the woods terrorizing christians

  • Emma.



    i just saw this for a second time and i realize that my fairly large desire to fuck the two leads may have influenced my high score

    we’re all gonna die so what’s wrong with being horny for costume dramas

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  • Cars 2

    Cars 2

    why was there a sink in the car bathroom

  • Titanic: The Legend Goes On...

    Titanic: The Legend Goes On...


    A masterpiece of cinema. Beautiful and heart-wrenching, Titanic: The Legend Goes On is the love story between a wealthy man with a dream of being even more wealthy in America and a poor woman, daydreaming of meeting her long-lost mother again. Torn asunder by the girls evil, scheming stepmother, it seems as if the couple will not be together, but in the shadow of the sinking ship, she finds him again and their hearts will go on together. Her lifelong…