Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Three Musketeers 2011

  ★★★½ Watched 08 May 2023

  This is not really an accurate review because I watched the whole thing on mute while I was stoned but if that’s the vibe you’re going for this is a great movie to get weird with. Truly just a beautiful mess of hair and feathers and actors who have played Keira Knightley love interests

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  The Cider House Rules 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Apr 2023 1

  Had never seen this before I caught it on Pluto today and apologies for the cliche, but it felt like a lovely and very warm hug. Such a relic of the late 90s, when movies had this sweetness, no real cultural stakes, were just simple and kind, a little saccharine, and none of us minded much.

Popular reviews

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★ Added 30

  There is a moment where Bruce Wayne puts on sunglasses before eating blueberries in his ornate gothic penthouse and I thought to myself, "This is exactly how it should be."

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  Godzilla vs. Kong 2021

  ★★★ Added 15

  Would have bumped this up a star if the monsters kissed.