Favorite films

  • Before Sunset
  • The Wizard of Oz
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Twister

Recent activity

  • Sophie's Choice


  • The Little Mermaid


  • Fresh


  • Pulp Fiction


Recent reviews

  • The Three Musketeers

    The Three Musketeers


    This is not really an accurate review because I watched the whole thing on mute while I was stoned but if that’s the vibe you’re going for this is a great movie to get weird with. Truly just a beautiful mess of hair and feathers and actors who have played Keira Knightley love interests

  • The Cider House Rules

    The Cider House Rules


    Had never seen this before I caught it on Pluto today and apologies for the cliche, but it felt like a lovely and very warm hug. Such a relic of the late 90s, when movies had this sweetness, no real cultural stakes, were just simple and kind, a little saccharine, and none of us minded much.

Popular reviews

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    There is a moment where Bruce Wayne puts on sunglasses before eating blueberries in his ornate gothic penthouse and I thought to myself, "This is exactly how it should be."

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    Would have bumped this up a star if the monsters kissed.