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You ever see a movie that makes you deeply question your own sexuality? Take me and 1999’s Scooby-Doo! And the Witch’s Ghost for example. I know that I’m a gay man. I’ve known ever since I was a small boy. I mean it’s not like I would ever get myself into a relationship with another guy though. I just mean like, if I had the opportunity I would want Lars Von Trier and Matt Dillon to run a train on…
Strangely reminiscent of Come and See(1981) in how subtly it contrasts nuanced characters and story arcs against a fully realized dream state setting. Though Blue Bayou trades out the child warfare and unforgiving WW2 Byelorussian nightmare for an American tragedy set in the outskirts of New Orleans. This is better than Come to Life, which at this stage in my life, is really the biggest compliment I can give anything.
Perhaps the best (and worst) way I can describe Blue…
As a massive fan of slamming doors as hard as I can around my own home, I’m always excited to see what James Wan does with the medium. After practically reinventing the door slam with Saw (2004), Wan has become a pioneer in his field. His newest movie Malignant (2021) is a full realization of his talents. We’re talking bedroom doors, car doors, front doors, back doors, and a big jail door getting slammed. Even fucking slammed (2004) makes an…
Hello class, and welcome to "Film Criticism and Analysis 101". I am your instructor, an elderly blind man who can only get erect looking at pictures of old lady’s used retainers.
Today we will be breaking down the structure and key elements of the classic Griffith film: "Jennifer Garner shoots Mexicans while you watch and cry".
"Jennifer Garner shoots Mexicans while you watch and cry" is a 2018 film starring Angelina Jolie as Jennifer Aniston. We know Sandra Bullock is…
I don't care how hot this 14-year-old girl is, reading books directly underneath the spray of a sprinkler system is really fucking dumb, an instant no go for me, I for one, respect literature.
As well as the fact that she has never once put shoes on in her entire life
Also, you know, her being a child is a bit of an immediate turn off as well.
Nonetheless, Jeremy "Ironside" Irons pursues a 14-year-old version of the Wendy's girl…