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  House of 1000 Corpses 2003

  ★ Watched by Sean Robertson 08 May 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Not the most rage educing Rob Zombie movie but that ISN'T a complement. Rob Zombie has to be my least favorite director on this ENTIRE PLANET. Now before I go on an incoherent rant about how awful this movie is, I will say that I laughed a couple of times pretty hard (Maybe even when I wasn't supposed to) and I also liked that weird Steampunk axe guy at the end. He had a cool design. But now we get…

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  The Green Knight 2021

  ★★★½ Watched by Sean Robertson 06 May 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  On one hand the direction is absolutely stellar but on the other the story is pretty uninteresting, although it may be better executed in the original story and the writing itself is very undercooked. However, I really liked the monologue of the talking fox near the end and that was a glimpse into the theme that "Honor is everything" but other than that this theme was very underutilized. In fact, I think it made Gawain a very uninteresting character. I…

Popular reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched by Sean Robertson 23 Apr 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  This movie rocks! Another extremely visually pleasing movie to add to my list made even more impressive by the 70 million dollar budget (Under half as much as movies like Dune, The Batman etc). Whether it's slow falling snow, high winds or fast falling lava it always looks damn good. I also loved the mythical & blood boiling soundtrack. It was so extreme and hyper sometimes and slow and unnerving other times. I loved it. The story was simple yet satisfying.…

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched by Sean Robertson 04 Mar 2022 5

  Because I want as many people to see this as possible I thought I might as well do two sections. Non-spoiler & spoiler. So anyone who hasn't seen it, if this review can help to shift you to see it I will try my very best to convince you. And to those of you who have already seen it, please still read the non-spoiler section because I will touch on aspects that I may not return to or go as in-depth…