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  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit

    ★★★

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★½

  • The Letter

    ★★½

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  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    A masturbatory, self-congratulatory movie that tries to signal that it is "elevated" horror by being unbearably long, super drab, and trying really hard to avoid the elements that make the genre effective. This movie sucked so bad oh my god. I was by no means a huge fan of the original but holy shit at least it was concise.

    The wigs were an inexcusably sad excuse to try to hide the fact that it wasn't Dakota Johnson dancing. The use…

  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★½

    I hated it so much.

    This is going to be a wildly unpopular opinion but here we go. signed up for a horror movie and got 75% a Melancholia-esque movie about the misery of life a woman's role as inter-generational caregiver (both mother and daughter) while suffering from inter-generational mental illness and 25% a horror film. It was an endlessly depressing slog, which is not what I signed up for based on the trailer. It was not scary. It did…