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  • The Passion of Joan of Arc
  • Network
  • Mandy
  • Mad Max: Fury Road

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  • Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time

  • Still Walking

  • Crimes of the Future

  • Death on the Nile

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  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    I’ve watched this movie over the course of a few months thanks to the Every Spongebob Frame In Order twitter account, which would post 5 of the film’s 15688 frames every thirty minutes. The final frame was posted this evening.

    I choose to believe that this is the way the film was meant to be seen. Much like “Dark Side of the Mall Cop”, there is a hidden artistry underneath the candy coated, populist veneer. In the animated medium, where…

Recent reviews

  • Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time

    Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time

    A marked improvement over Beastmaster and a triumph. Simultaneously the most 80’s and most LA thing I’ve ever seen.

  • Still Walking

    Still Walking

    This movie is great but the subtitles on prime are like two lines too early and I can’t seem to fix them and now I realize why I’ve been so confused about what’s going on and I’m upset and can’t really finish the movie. The vibe is very cozy and sad and that corn tempura looked so tasty. That’s all I can review at this time. Fuck you Bezos you’re ruining my kino time!!!

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