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  • From Up on Poppy Hill
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • The Little Prince
  • Treasure Planet

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  • Turning Red

    ★★½

  • In Space with Markiplier

    ★★★★½

  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    ★★★★

  • Morbius

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  • Turning Red

    Turning Red

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Friend 1: So, this movie had a lot of good, but can we talk about how much they screwed up the moral center and messaging?

    Friend 2: Oh, yeah, totally. Like how everybody only liked and accepted the main girl because she had a superpower, nothing to do with her for who she was, and the movie said that it was a good thing?

    Friend 3: Or encouraging kids to write off their parents as people who will never properly…

  • In Space with Markiplier

    In Space with Markiplier

    ★★★★½

    Space was soooo coooooooooool

    So coooooooool

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  • Lilo & Stitch

    Lilo & Stitch

    ★★★★★

    Movie 71 of my Disney Animated Movie Marathon.

    Wow. I did not expect this movie to hit me as hard as it did.

    The movie's main focus is Stitch, a genetically mutated superweapon programmed to despise everything that lives. A powerful agent of chaos, he's smarter than a supercomputer, stronger than a semi-truck, and tougher than a spaceship. Capable of surviving in the harshest conditions and finding its way out of any conceivable trap, it's the most powerful living thing…

  • The Lego Movie

    The Lego Movie

    ★★★★★

    This entire movie is a metaphor for capitalism and the political, economical, and societal structure of America while also consistently having many of the most clever jokes I've ever seen. I can't think of a single point of this film that isn't brilliant on a base level.