Felt like I was 8 watching the film while building a blanket fort in my neighbors basement for the first time. Also I definitely didn't get moved to tears.
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Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 2022
Fuck it, sure lyle lyle crocodile can get 5 stars and a heart. Idgaf anymore.
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Saw III 2006
this movie is pretty good except for the fact that the main character who is going through the traps is so fucking slow, like Jesus dude wait to have your moral dilemma later this lady is literally getting turned into a fucking popsicle now is not the time. and its like that for every trap. the part with Jigsaw and co was good though..
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Halloween 1978
I met him, 15 years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding in even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this... six-year-old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and... the blackest eyes - the Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up, because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil.