el

(they/them) old millennial. i met my husband on this website. do not ask me about any of my star ratings, i stand by NONE of them!

Favorite films

  • Brick
  • The Sparks Brothers
  • Logan
  • Grey Gardens

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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★★

  • Tony Hawk: Until the Wheels Fall Off

    ★★★★

  • Another Round

    ★★★★½

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★★

    no spoiler thoughts:

    Fully expected to hate this because the trailers were all awful and because I love Doctor Stephen Strange so fucking much and have been desperately waiting for this movie.

    When America used her powers for the first time I started to cry! Of course I did!

    This felt like a COMIC BOOK yaaaaaaaah!!! So weird and gross and creepy. I *was* holding out hope that my girl Yana Rasputin would pop up but, nah, lol 💔


    no energy to rant about disney shit here but 🤢

  • Tony Hawk: Until the Wheels Fall Off

    Tony Hawk: Until the Wheels Fall Off

    ★★★★

    these dudes really love to skateboard

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