Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • Drive My Car
  • Fallen Angels
  • Belle de Jour

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  • Crash

  • A Bigger Splash

    ★★★★½

  • Top Gun

  • Closer

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  • The Apartment

    The Apartment

    ★★★★

    i don’t know. i guess that’s the way it crumbles, cookie-wise.

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★

    wanda went full omni-man, rachel mcadams just being the most drop-dead gorgeous girl in the multiverse, sam raimi fucks, wickedly delicious visuals, plot doesn’t really make any sense, wandavision had a superior cathartic ending, typical marvel doing its best to give every superfan a hard on, also doctor strange’s worst date ever. welcome to the multiverse of madness. i can’t wait to watch everything everywhere all at once

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  • The Dreamers

    The Dreamers

    ★★★★

    me watching a pretentious movie: turn that shit off hoe 🤮🤮😷😬

    me watching a pretentious movie but it’s about hot cinephiles and they speak french: yes chief this iS IT 😍🥴😍😘😋

  • Us

    Us

    we're americans.

    *laughs nervously* what the fuck.................... america explain!!!