Late Movie Reviews

Late Movie Reviews

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  • It Comes at Night
  • The Lego Movie
  • Babylon
  • La La Land

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  • The Blind

    ½

  • On Fire

    ★½

  • Dumb Money

    ★★★½

  • Chandramukhi 2

    ★★

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  • LMR

    LMR

    ★★★★★

    Guys I am not a movie but thank you so much! It’s very flattering to see all these people saying such nice things about me. Never before have I been referred to as a “comfort movie😍😊😊” but I genuinely appreciate it. I also saw someone say I was better than The Godfather. While I don’t personally agree myself, I think it’s about the nicest thing that anyone has said to me. I mean wow y’all. Im so flattered to see…

  • Honest Thief

    Honest Thief

    ★★★

    8:00 pm

    YES OMG THIS MOVIE IS SO EPIC EPICKY EPIC!!! OMG UES GREAT FILM I LIKE WHEN HE SAID “I’m comin’ fuh yuu” I WAS LIKE 😱😱😱😳😎🤯🤯🤯 and then the part when he was like BOOM and then he said “ready to confess?” I WAS LIKE 😱😱😱😳😎🤯🤯🤯 DUDE OMG THIS MOVIE IS SO AWESOME YOU HAVE NO IDEA LIAM NEESON CAN DO ANYTHING HES SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay three great moments of 2020: “Can I help you, sir?”, “Take the…

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  • The Blind

    The Blind

    ½

    7:45 pm

    The title “The Blind” is in reference to the cinematographer who was apparently fucking blind on set.

    Manipulative
    ma·nip·u·la·tive
    Adjective
    Characterized by unscrupulous control of a situation or person.

    It’s like the goal of this movie was to make me not give a shit. Hey how come they left out the part where Phil Robinson said homophobic shit and then used the Bible as an excuse? Fucking boring movie that has the all time record for most eye…

  • On Fire

    On Fire

    ★½

    5:45 pm

    Surprised I liked this as much as I did. Not surprised the reviews are decent, however. It’s much better than the average faith based film. It’s at least got some almost entertaining scenes. This movie would be great if the dialogue was less corny, the acting was better, if the camera expressed emotion, and if it was better made. I know that sounds ridiculous, but I at times was actually picturing an intense and entertaining and engaging disaster…

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  • Terrifier 2

    Terrifier 2

    ½

    4:00 pm

    Why does this have good reviews? Even better question, why the fuck is this held in such a higher regard than the first movie? What makes this so much better? I can’t even put together a devils advocate in my head for any of the reasons that I hate this film for. Fuck this movie. Damien Leone has his head up his own fucking ass so far I can tell. He really thinks he’s got some hot shit…

  • Arctic Dogs

    Arctic Dogs

    ½

    3:45 pm

    The cold brew hit.