Late Movie Reviews

I was betterer at grammar, and punctuation in Elementary School.


Favorites
1-3: Actual top all time favorites
4: Latest obsession

Favorite films

  • It Comes at Night
  • The Lego Movie
  • The Thing
  • Saint Maud

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  • Easter Sunday

    ½

  • Bullet Train

    ★★★

  • Resurrection

    ★★★★

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    ★★½

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  • LMR

    LMR

    ★★★★★

    Guys I am not a movie but thank you so much! It’s very flattering to see all these people saying such nice things about me. Never before have I been referred to as a “comfort movie😍😊😊” but I genuinely appreciate it. I also saw someone say I was better than The Godfather. While I don’t personally agree myself, I think it’s about the nicest thing that anyone has said to me. I mean wow y’all. Im so flattered to see…

  • Honest Thief

    Honest Thief

    ★★★

    8:00 pm

    YES OMG THIS MOVIE IS SO EPIC EPICKY EPIC!!! OMG UES GREAT FILM I LIKE WHEN HE SAID “I’m comin’ fuh yuu” I WAS LIKE 😱😱😱😳😎🤯🤯🤯 and then the part when he was like BOOM and then he said “ready to confess?” I WAS LIKE 😱😱😱😳😎🤯🤯🤯 DUDE OMG THIS MOVIE IS SO AWESOME YOU HAVE NO IDEA LIAM NEESON CAN DO ANYTHING HES SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay three great moments of 2020: “Can I help you, sir?”, “Take the…

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  • Easter Sunday

    Easter Sunday

    1:30 pm

    This would be a FBI interrogation method if it wasn’t outlawed in 1948. Genuinely one of the worst things I’ve seen in a long time. How can you be so bad at coordinating a production? How can you be so bad at being funny? How can you be so cringe?

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★★

    1:40 pm

    Wrote a bunch of stuff and then Letterboxd wiped it for closing the app for .000003 seconds. Point is it’s really fun. It was fun following the story and it was fun watching how ridiculous it got. The flaws in the script are mostly made up for with that and the fact I thought the movie was really funny. This is how you make fun. Not great but damn it’s entertaining as hell and as a Thomas kid…

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  • Arctic Dogs

    Arctic Dogs

    3:45 pm

    The cold brew hit.

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    12:00 pm

    In summary, it starts off absolutely terrible. So bad I thought I was watching the wrong movie. Then it gets okay. Some really good scare scenes but still has awful awful writing and dialogue. Then it gets pretty good. The good scare scenes are more present and the dialogue still sucks but I’m able to forgive it and ignore everything before… for a little bit. Then the third act and climax and everything else happens. Absolutely the worst…