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  • Renfield
  • Beau Is Afraid
  • Martin
  • The Children

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  • The Redeemer: Son of Satan!

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  • Child's Play 3

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  • Coming to America

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  • The Machine

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  • The Meaning of Life

    The Meaning of Life

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    "This is my penis song/I wish that I had a bigger shlong/One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long/One of those porno king kong dongs."

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    They brought a whole Master Clock on the battlefield. My stomach was doing flips after I saw that.

    Appreciate the recommendation Sarah Sketcher

  • Fast X

    Fast X

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    "You made one mistake. You never took my car."

    –I can't stop laughing. How is this not a Comedy?

    My man Agent Aimes said, "Every time they meet a cop, they turn them into family." I just lost it in the theater after he said that.
    I think I was the only one (maybe another), but I didn't care, that line was hilarious as hell.

    Fast X is absolutely terrible.
    They took the joke TOO far, but the ridiculous comedy scenes turned this movie into a trashtastic good time.

    Very funny watch with Jeremy and Hilda

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  • The Machine

    The Machine

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    "I would pay her to talk during sex."

    –I would too

    I expected to get some laughs, but by surprise, I laughed throughout the whole entire movie. I didn't even know who the hell, Bert Kreischer, was. And I gotta say, the guy is hilarious as hell.
    The whole cast was great. I can tell they all had a great time being a part of this movie, but the one who stole the show for me was, Iva Babic.
    Man…

  • Kandahar

    Kandahar

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    "The distance isn't the problem. It's what's in-between."

    –Sigh

    There are other movies starring Gerard Butler that need your attention.

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  • Stand by Me

    Stand by Me

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    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"

    Ain't that the damn truth

  • Shot Caller

    Shot Caller

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    OUTSTANDING!!

    This film is so under the radar. I didnt even know about it until I heard someone talk praises of the film. To me, I'm thinking this will be just another lame ass prison movie that I will watch and forget about the next day. Ohhh boy, I was in for a special surprise. Nothing about this film was lame. It was excellently written and directed as you will see if you choose to watch this type of movie.…