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  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two

    ½

    I’d rather get corona than watch this shit again

  • WHAT DID JACK DO?

    WHAT DID JACK DO?

    you just KNOW David gets high af & messes around w/ snapchat filters in his spare time 🤣

  • Pulse

    Pulse

    ★★★½

    dealing w/ loneliness in the early internet age, Pulse manages to be pretty shockingly relevant to today’s sad state of digital hyperconnectivity. a haunting undercurrent pervades every frame of this film, much alike the webcam ghosts which will likely always exist looming the interweb 👻💻

  • One Cut of the Dead

    One Cut of the Dead

    ★★★★

    a one-take gimmick that manages to deliver & is somehow amplified by what comes after 🤯 like whoa this is so much fun. it’s a filmmaker’s wet dream tbh

  • Onibaba

    Onibaba

    ★★★½

    imagine continuously getting cock-blocked by an old woman in an Oni mask 😂😂😂

  • In the Tall Grass

    In the Tall Grass

    ★★

    how much grass does one have to smoke for this to actually be entertaining??

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★

    oh what I’d give to shout sea shanty songs at the top of my lungs w/ a drunken, flatulent Willem DaFoe

  • Haunt

    Haunt

    ★★★

    this is EXACTLY why I refuse to go into haunted houses

  • The Ring

    The Ring

    ★★★★

    cursed videotape & chill?

  • The Grudge

    The Grudge

    ★★★

    Kayako is bae ❤️

  • The Addams Family

    The Addams Family

    ★★½

    I wish my sex life was as happenin’ as Gomez & Morticia’s

  • Ringu

    Ringu

    ★★½

    bish need a haircut 💇