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    you just KNOW David gets high af & messes around w/ snapchat filters in his spare time 🤣

  • Pulse



    dealing w/ loneliness in the early internet age, Pulse manages to be pretty shockingly relevant to today’s sad state of digital hyperconnectivity. a haunting undercurrent pervades every frame of this film, much alike the webcam ghosts which will likely always exist looming the interweb 👻💻

  • One Cut of the Dead

    One Cut of the Dead


    a one-take gimmick that manages to deliver & is somehow amplified by what comes after 🤯 like whoa this is so much fun. it’s a filmmaker’s wet dream tbh

  • Onibaba



    imagine continuously getting cock-blocked by an old woman in an Oni mask 😂😂😂

  • In the Tall Grass

    In the Tall Grass


    how much grass does one have to smoke for this to actually be entertaining??

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    oh what I’d give to shout sea shanty songs at the top of my lungs w/ a drunken, flatulent Willem DaFoe

  • Haunt



    this is EXACTLY why I refuse to go into haunted houses

  • The Ring

    The Ring


    cursed videotape & chill?

  • The Grudge

    The Grudge


    Kayako is bae ❤️

  • The Addams Family

    The Addams Family


    I wish my sex life was as happenin’ as Gomez & Morticia’s

  • Ringu



    bish need a haircut 💇

  • Mystery of the Seeing Hand and Golden Sphere

    Mystery of the Seeing Hand and Golden Sphere

    “Brilliant! . . . I have absolutely no idea what’s going on.” – Homer Simpson