Favorite films

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
  • Cha Cha Real Smooth
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Se7en

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  • The Fifth Element


  • The Retaliators


  • Pearl


  • Moonage Daydream

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  • Dora and the Lost City of Gold

    Dora and the Lost City of Gold


    Why is cgi backpack the scariest thing I’ve ever witnessed?

  • Hellboy


    Grade: G-

    Wow as a huge fan of the Hellboy comics and his character in the comics this movie stings a lot. 

    But let’s start with the positives: The Baba Yaga is the only thing in this movie that doesn’t look like complete shit. Also David Harbour’s performance isn’t as insulting as every other aspect of this film. The 60 seconds featuring Lobster Johnson were the best part of the film 

    Now to the giant list of problems: This movie…