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  • Get Out

    Get Out

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Get Out is truly a fresh, exciting, incredible movie. It's such a strong directorial debut, with some real attention to detail that just makes it one of the best social commentaries and horrors from the past few years.

    This script is just so damn good. I'm so happy it got Jordan Peele his Oscar because it's just insane. Almost every line of dialogue feels essential and links back into the movies themes, ideas and commentary. There's so much allusion to…

  • Holmes & Watson

    Holmes & Watson

    ½

    ...........*sigh*

    I knew I had to watch this. I just had to. After my intital meme review became my most popular review by a long shot, plus with all of the bad press this movie got, I absolutely had to see this. I predicted before this even came out, or even before a trailer that it'd be a total trainwreck. I knew this would be bad. I called it months ago....

    But Christ, even I was suprised by this movie.…

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  • Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation

    Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation

    ★½

    The story is dull as shit, and it's such a lame uninteresting movie, but god damn is the animation just so genuinly fantastic. Like people give Sony credit for Spiderverse, but there should also be credit given for this series and how it's basically a Looney Toons cartoon recreated in CGI, and it's so expressive and vibrant, it's fantastic!

    Shame the movie god damn stinks though

  • Johnny English Reborn

    Johnny English Reborn

    ★★★

    This is the Empire Strikes Back of the Johnny English Series.

    This ones automatically the best because it has Daniel Kaluuya and Rosamund Pike.

    Also it does the 'old man can't work technology' thing WAY less annoyingly than the new one

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  • Holmes & Watson

    Holmes & Watson

    Sherlock Gnomes: I'm so glad we can claim the title of worst Sherlock Holmes based movie of 2018

    Will Ferrell: hold my beer....

  • Love, Death & Robots: When The Yogurt Took Over

    Love, Death & Robots: When The Yogurt Took Over

    ★★★★

    A really, REALLY, random idea, but it works. It's a fun little short with maybe my favorite visual style in the series so far. 

    aLSO STOP RANDOMLY SHOWING TITS IN EVERY FUCKING EPISODE! WEGET IT YOURE A BIG BOI PROGRAM FOR BIG BOIS!