Lois has written 263 reviews for films during 2020.

  • Maleficent: Mistress of Evil

    Maleficent: Mistress of Evil

    ★★½

    i was either unconscious or ready to vomit while this movie was in the background, and both of those things were infinitely more interesting and original

  • Mission: Impossible II

    Mission: Impossible II

    ★★

    VERY bad! this movie should not have been created, it is laughably terrible. 
    points for the scottish antagonist 
    minus points for making him a raging misogynist
    just another movie with such an obvious male gaze, even my parents noticed!

  • National Lampoon's Vacation

    National Lampoon's Vacation

    ★★★

    i thought i was in for some old-fashioned, family-friendly chuckles and instead we got uptown girl (from the song) n a k e d in a swimming pool and b**bs on screen! no complaints, three stars

  • I, Tonya

    I, Tonya

    ★★★★½

    poor tonya

  • Crackerjack

    Crackerjack

    ★★★

    surprisingly funny and entertaining. very australian, very old. australia in the 2000s was like the rest of the worlds 80s

    everyone sounded like noah.

  • The Holiday

    The Holiday

    ★½

    i did not like this. bad script, bad acting, bad premise. very uncomfortable to watch and the only redeeming factor were the houses. i love a good cottage

  • My Neighbor Totoro

    My Neighbor Totoro

    ★★★★★

    so cosy and safe

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★½

    jesse eisenberg 😍😍

  • A Bad Moms Christmas

    A Bad Moms Christmas

    ★★

    susan sarandon!!!!!

  • You Only Live Twice

    You Only Live Twice

    ★★★

    the weirdest part about the film is not the racism or sexism, but that it was written by roal dahl

  • Long Toast

    Long Toast

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    hehe toast long

  • Masterminds

    Masterminds

    ★★½

    so many good and funny actors in such a bland and boring movie. so many average movies