• Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

    Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

    ★★½

    im just so tired. i did love afternoon delight though, two thumbs up for that bit

  • And Then There Were None

    And Then There Were None

    ★★★½

    why did they make the hot guy really really bad. he killed 20 people! and yet he walked around in a towel and ran around with a gun, all while being irish 😳

  • Poirot: After the Funeral

    Poirot: After the Funeral

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    james mcavoy in atonement and michael fassbender in this as boyfriends? just a thought. also when miss gilchrist slipped into her cora character at the end? t e r r i f y i n g

  • Poirot: Death on the Nile

    Poirot: Death on the Nile

    ★★★★★

    DUDE WHAT! i have seen so many poirot’s and none go as hard as that one! i audibly gasped multiple times and was constantly left guessing, despite having seen it before. by far my favourite agatha christie and one of my favourite films in general. i have so much energy now!!

  • Shaun of the Dead

    Shaun of the Dead

    ★★★★

    hot fuzz takes the top spot in the cornetto trilogy for me but it is definitely close. also alternate universe  tim and dawn was and always is thrilling to see

  • Top End Wedding

    Top End Wedding

    ★★½

    cringey and generally humourless, redeemed by the scene where they visit spotlight which was both thrilling and the most entertaining part of the movie. i love spotlight.

  • Poirot: The Murder of Roger Ackroyd

    Poirot: The Murder of Roger Ackroyd

    ★★★

    by far the most attractive detective and the best to knit while watching

  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    yes i like bad boys. yes i like scott evil

  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★★

    my comfort movie!!! i love greta

  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    ★★★★½

    i put in Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again and for 113 minutes i am completely happy Again

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    ★★★★★

    i put on Mamma Mia! and for 108 minutes i am finally completely happy

    this should be called old people making out: the movie

  • Pieces of a Woman

    Pieces of a Woman

    ★★½

    vanessa kirby’s birthing groans are terrifying, and yet, i am in ❤️love❤️. average movie though.