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is this mulans audition for the xmen

i was either unconscious or ready to vomit while this movie was in the background, and both of those things were infinitely more interesting and original

VERY bad! this movie should not have been created, it is laughably terrible. 
points for the scottish antagonist 
minus points for making him a raging misogynist
just another movie with such an obvious male gaze, even my parents noticed!

i thought i was in for some old-fashioned, family-friendly chuckles and instead we got uptown girl (from the song) n a k e d in a swimming pool and b**bs on screen! no complaints, three stars

poor tonya

surprisingly funny and entertaining. very australian, very old. australia in the 2000s was like the rest of the worlds 80s

everyone sounded like noah.

i did not like this. bad script, bad acting, bad premise. very uncomfortable to watch and the only redeeming factor were the houses. i love a good cottage

so cosy and safe

jesse eisenberg 😍😍

susan sarandon!!!!!

the weirdest part about the film is not the racism or sexism, but that it was written by roal dahl

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.