★★½ Watched 02 Jan, 2021
is this mulans audition for the xmen
★★½ Watched 26 Dec, 2020
i was either unconscious or ready to vomit while this movie was in the background, and both of those things were infinitely more interesting and original
★★ Watched 25 Dec, 2020
VERY bad! this movie should not have been created, it is laughably terrible. points for the scottish antagonist minus points for making him a raging misogynistjust another movie with such an obvious male gaze, even my parents noticed!
★★★ Watched 24 Dec, 2020
i thought i was in for some old-fashioned, family-friendly chuckles and instead we got uptown girl (from the song) n a k e d in a swimming pool and b**bs on screen! no complaints, three stars
★★★★½ Watched 24 Dec, 2020
★★★ Watched 23 Dec, 2020 1
surprisingly funny and entertaining. very australian, very old. australia in the 2000s was like the rest of the worlds 80s
everyone sounded like noah.
★½ Watched 22 Dec, 2020
i did not like this. bad script, bad acting, bad premise. very uncomfortable to watch and the only redeeming factor were the houses. i love a good cottage
★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Dec, 2020
so cosy and safe
★★★★½ Rewatched 21 Dec, 2020
jesse eisenberg 😍😍
★★ Watched 21 Dec, 2020
★★★ Rewatched 20 Dec, 2020
the weirdest part about the film is not the racism or sexism, but that it was written by roal dahl
★★★★ Watched 20 Dec, 2020
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
hehe toast long