Lois has written 11 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • We Can Be Heroes

    We Can Be Heroes

    ★½

    pedro pascal is the champion of bad superhero movies in 2020

  • The Holiday

    The Holiday

    ★½

    i did not like this. bad script, bad acting, bad premise. very uncomfortable to watch and the only redeeming factor were the houses. i love a good cottage

  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    ★½

    so bad. the acting was flat and terrible, the script was abysmal, the car chases were boring. the only redeeming factor was that one song and it only got played like two times. such a bad movie

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    ★½

    Wasn't good and I almost fell asleep multiple times through the over two hour long run time. Bad movie, very boring

  • After

    After

    ★½

    So apparently it doesn’t get better the more you watch it!!

  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time

    ★½

    What in the bad accents was this movie.
    Also the design of the poster really bothers me

  • After

    After

    ★½

    It gets one and a half stars because I just realised he’s young Voldemort. Other than that it is very shit.

  • Chemical Hearts

    Chemical Hearts

    ★½

    Quiet soft boy meets pseudo-intellectual sad girl. Who could possibly guess what transpires between these two pretentious, edgy teens?

  • Dangerous Lies

    Dangerous Lies

    ★½

    This movie was trying to be an edgy Knives Out so bad

  • Love Wedding Repeat

    Love Wedding Repeat

    ★½

    Just not good. For a movie set in an Italian villa on someone's wedding day with a cast of gorgeous people, it was utterly charmless. This is one movie you wouldn't even watch again to laugh at. The manipulation of time in the movie adds absolutely nothing and just works so the director can go "oh you thought this was going to happen? nuh uh uh!". Just a completely unremarkable movie.

  • The Purge

    The Purge

    ★½

    With such an interesting premise you would hope, at the very least, that this movie would be on the way to being considered a good film. Well I don't know how they managed it, but this movie was terrible. The characters were insufferable, with everyone's motivations flip-flopping from one scene to the next, the acting was laughable in some scenes, and I would forget about important characters from one scene to the next. This film was just executed so poorly. I can't believe there, like, seven of these.