This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Here are my unfiltered thoughts that I recorded as I experienced this hellish excuse for a movie:
If you look closely, you can see Jacob Elordi's soul leave his body with every line he delivers.
Joey King in front of the Hollywood sign is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen.
When they were sitting on the beach and that motherfucker picked up the guitar, I thought I was going to vomit. That was the most disgusting thing I've…
Just a completely unnecessary movie. They didn't go in any new directions with it and everything just seemed pointless. For the most part I wasn't a big fan of the music but the occasions where they did incorporate the more cultural music was an interesting twist. It was disappointing that they kept trying to make Will Smith's genie the same as Robin Williams'. The two actors had two very different approaches to the role but it seemed like this movie…