Lois has written 29 reviews for films rated ★★ .

  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

    Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

    ★★

    very easy viewing. i hadnt watched it since it came out and i was tuned out for half of it but the plot was so simple it was extremely easy to keep up with

  • To All the Boys: Always and Forever

    To All the Boys: Always and Forever

    ★★

    i dont know why i do this to myself

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★

    so much screen time devoted to olden day chris pine wanking over the 80s. we get it! the 80s are cool!
    very boring

  • Dolittle

    Dolittle

    ★★

    the climax of this movie is pulling bagpipes out of a dragons arse

  • Mission: Impossible II

    Mission: Impossible II

    ★★

    VERY bad! this movie should not have been created, it is laughably terrible. 
    points for the scottish antagonist 
    minus points for making him a raging misogynist
    just another movie with such an obvious male gaze, even my parents noticed!

  • A Bad Moms Christmas

    A Bad Moms Christmas

    ★★

    susan sarandon!!!!!

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    ★★

    this film would be so much better if it was set during day time. the lighting department really slacked off on this shoot

  • Pitch Perfect

    Pitch Perfect

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom

  • Journey to the Center of the Earth

    Journey to the Center of the Earth

    ★★

    I miss Brendan Fraser :(

  • Rebecca

    Rebecca

    ★★

    Another of Netflix's typical, boring and forgettable films. A two hour long obsession-fest filled with Armie Hammer doing a bad accent and creepy old women, Rebecca is nothing interesting and takes zero risks visually or narratively. A good old-fashioned waste of time that made me respect myself less for watching it and everyone involved in creating it

  • After We Collided

    After We Collided

    ★★

    Marginally better than the first one but still horrendous. We laughed at it in the movie theatre and people threw popcorn at us :(

  • Meet Joe Black

    Meet Joe Black

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Meet Joe Black (1998) contains unnecessary amounts of peanut butter, the human embodiment of death having sex and Anthony Hopkins. And it was three hours long for no discernible reason.