Lois has written 30 reviews for films rated ★★★ .

  • Agatha and the Curse of Ishtar

    Agatha and the Curse of Ishtar

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    agatha christie has sex and solves the murder of a monkey

  • Poirot: The Murder of Roger Ackroyd

    Poirot: The Murder of Roger Ackroyd

    ★★★

    by far the most attractive detective and the best to knit while watching

  • National Lampoon's Vacation

    National Lampoon's Vacation

    ★★★

    i thought i was in for some old-fashioned, family-friendly chuckles and instead we got uptown girl (from the song) n a k e d in a swimming pool and b**bs on screen! no complaints, three stars

  • Crackerjack

    Crackerjack

    ★★★

    surprisingly funny and entertaining. very australian, very old. australia in the 2000s was like the rest of the worlds 80s

    everyone sounded like noah.

  • You Only Live Twice

    You Only Live Twice

    ★★★

    the weirdest part about the film is not the racism or sexism, but that it was written by roal dahl

  • Stick Man

    Stick Man

    ★★★

    every time he said family tree i just kept thinking about family cloth. also the animation is so smooth, where’s the texture, baby!

  • Elf

    Elf

    ★★★

    eh

  • Suspicion

    Suspicion

    ★★★

    not extremely interesting but he calls her monkey face the whole time and i still dont know why

  • The Spiderwick Chronicles

    The Spiderwick Chronicles

    ★★★

    Coco without the diversity or musical numbers.

  • Batman Begins

    Batman Begins

    ★★★

    Watched with my dad and we laughed too many times for this angsty Nolan film. Sorry film bros, my dad and I are too funny for The Batman!

  • Help!

    Help!

    ★★★

    This movie features Ringo Starr falling through floors a surprising amount

  • Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension

    Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension

    ★★★

    Uh yeah good and funny three stars