Lois has written 53 reviews for films rated ★★★★ .

  • Argo



    kikis delivery service stressed me out. and then i watched this

  • Kiki's Delivery Service

    Kiki's Delivery Service


    the stakes were ridiculously low but i still had to pause it and read the wikipedia plot summary just to make sure everything would be okay
    it took me three days to watch

  • Silver Linings Playbook

    Silver Linings Playbook


    it’s surprisingly funny and charming for the subject matter. a good time all round

  • The Witch

    The Witch


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    if goat-satan invited me to dance naked in the woods around a fire with a coven of witches, maybe i’d just have to kill my family too

    also the ending reminds me of midsommar, as both main characters replace their dead family with a new cult. a thought

  • Thoroughbreds



    great performances, great writing, great cinematography. anya is yet to disappoint 
    bonus points for the random alex wolff cameo

  • Shaun of the Dead

    Shaun of the Dead


    hot fuzz takes the top spot in the cornetto trilogy for me but it is definitely close. also alternate universe  tim and dawn was and always is thrilling to see

  • Long Toast

    Long Toast


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    hehe toast long

  • Atonement



    this movie is great birth control! how could i ever have a child knowing they could grow up to become like briony or paul marshall. chastity it is, thanks atonement!

  • Klaus



    good film with some funky voice acting

  • The Hunger Games

    The Hunger Games


    there are four years worth of school photos where i had a side braid. it is a fair assessment to say i like this movie.

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i will forever be disappointed that gay aubrey plaza didn't end up with gay kristen stewart. they had the opportunity to make the most attractive, most sarcastic couple ever and they squandered it. aghast and ashamed of the writers.

  • A Matter of Loaf and Death

    A Matter of Loaf and Death


    my future home will be an exact replica of wallace and gromit’s. violent contraptions included