I don’t GET IT because I’m a LADY!
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Joaquin Phoenix goes on date with strikingly beautiful girl (Olivia Wilde, would never happen), gets called a ‘really creepy guy’ (which is just the truth, Phoenix was dating a 19 year old to his 39 at the time of production), Amy Adams doesn’t get an Oscar FOR or IN this movie either.
Joaquin Phoenix gets movie-divorced from his now real life wife, which gets Scarlett Johansson (who can play any ethnicity and now, a robot!) feeling awkward about…