Tim Portis

Tim Portis

Favorite films

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Godfather: Part II
  • Bad Day at Black Rock
  • JFK

Recent activity

  • Fingernails


  • Thriller 40


  • The Holdovers


  • Timeless Heroes: Indiana Jones & Harrison Ford


Recent reviews

  • Good Luck to You, Leo Grande

    Good Luck to You, Leo Grande


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Should have been called Nanny PhcMee.

  • Frailty



    RIP Bill Paxton (1955-2017)

    Bill Paxton was one of those rare actors. If his name was on the opening credits you would know that even if the movie was bad it would light up when he appeared on screen. 

    Probably best known to the general public for his work on Twister and the slew of James Cameron's movies from The Terminator through Aliens and True Lies onto Titanic, Paxton was one of the great character actors of his generation.  Supporting…

Popular reviews

  • After Earth

    After Earth


    Will the man who kidnapped the director M. Night Shyamalan after he made The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable, and is now pretending to be him, please return him immediately. Sh*t's not funny anymore.

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises


    Magnificent conclusion to the Nolan trilogy.
    If Batman was the star of Batman Begins and The Joker ruled The Dark Knight, then this film is the story of Bruce Wayne .

    Awesome and audacious filmmaking at the highest level.