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  • Little Forest

    Little Forest

    ★★★★

    If the events of the last 365 days have been harmful to your mental health, please consider this lovely cottagecore film alongside your Prozac prescription for optimal seratonin production.

  • Arrival

    Arrival

    ★★★★½

    I feel like I'm the last person on Earth to see this film. But I'm glad I finally got here.

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  • Elektra

    Elektra

    I just need everyone to know my darkest secret...

    This movie came out around the time I started dating boys. And in my hometown, there was nothing to do except go to the movies or the bowling alley. Of the two, the best place to make out with your boyfriend was obviously the former. So I bought 10 INDIVIDUAL TICKETS and saw Elektra in theaters TEN DIFFERENT TIMES so that I could spend quality time with the guy I was…

  • The Village

    The Village

    ★★★★

    If you like Peppa Pig, you might like... this short film about the hypocrisy of the Catholic Church? Uhhhh...