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  • Logan



    “Joey, there’s no living with it
    The killing. There’s no going back from it.
    Right or wrong is a brand. A brand sticks.
    There’s no going back.
    Now, you run on home to your mother and tell her … tell her everything’s alright.
    There aren’t any more guns in the valley.”

    Don’t be what they made you. 

    So moving, so violent and so well scored. Seriously the score in this is absolutely sublime and it completely elevates what would already be a pretty great film without it. It’s even better in black and white, and I didn’t think it could get any better.

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix


    To be completely honest I’m writing this during the last 15 minutes because it’s lost my interest so hard. 

    I get that this was super innovative and groundbreaking at the time.. and apart from the some of the effects looking pretty bad by today’s standards, on a technical level, it still holds up pretty well. 

    But, I just.. didn’t give a shit. This film spends so long explaining its philosophy that it forgets to create a group of characters that…

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  • Warp Speed Chic

    Warp Speed Chic


    Best post credits scene of all time.

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame



    11 years, 22 films and it all comes to a close. And fuck ME, what an absolute rager of a closer this is. Absolutely NO spoilers, but you are not ready for anything that Avengers Endgame throws at you. If you, like me, have invested a tonne of your life and energy into these movies, you will absolutely love this.

    It’s truly a triumph, it gives you all it has and then some with all the emotional guns blazing…