Brandon

Cinema’s bubbling baby boy; generally wrong

Favorite films

  • All That Jazz
  • West Side Story
  • The Long Goodbye
  • Wattstax

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  • Child's Play 2

    ★★★★

  • Fright Night

    ★★★½

  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    ★★★

  • Oh, Hello on Broadway

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  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    This is like a tape you find at someone’s home after they’ve committed a terrible act of violence

  • Aladdin

    Aladdin

    ½

    The ticket taker didn't know I bought my ticket ironically. There's no special marker on the digital ticket I had on my phone that reads "actually this guy spent 10 dollars because he's smart." I was in the horde like everyone else. My identity as a smug, gawking asshole was instantly wiped away the second I sat down in the theater. No one cares where you went to school or how many books you've read once you're about to see…