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  • House
  • Carnival of Souls
  • Jesus Christ Superstar
  • Carrie

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  • Runaway Jury

    ★★★

  • 2:13

    ★★

  • Jackass Forever

    ★★★½

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  • Willed to Kill

    Willed to Kill

    If you’ve seen Body of Proof, Bones, and that one episode of The Mentalist, you know what this is, who it is, and it is what it is. 

    The acting, the writing, the pacing, the editing … atrocious. I had absolutely no idea what the timeline was…characters meet for the first time in one scene and by the next, it’s now presumably weeks or months later based on their conversation (definitely not their chemistry). 

    It is by no means terrible — I’ve…

  • The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window

    The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window

    ★★★½

    I did this entirely in one sitting — non-stop titters, some belly laughs, a quarter glass of Merlot, couple bong rips, and no regrets. It actually takes itself seriously throughout but balances silly with understated surprisingly well; by the title alone, having not bothered with any trailers, I expected rapid-fire, hit-or-miss jokes and outrageous parody; more Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th than Don’t Be A Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the…

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  • Would You Rather

    Would You Rather

    ★★½

    "Hold up. Is all this necessary? I mean, couldn't you help all of us? Why does this have to be a game?"

    Allegorical AF.

  • Blood Orgy of the She-Devils

    Blood Orgy of the She-Devils

    ★★★

    My inner Nelson Muntz can think of at least 3 things wrong with the title but that’s okay because Blood Orgy of the She-Devils was a good watch anyway. 

    ♥️ Loved the sinister shadows, recurring hazy superimposed images,
    ghostly / ghastly theatrical make-up, shrill sequences of witchy caterwauling against a moody, simple synth score. 

    The ‘Native American Spiritual Guide talking stiltedly through a “White Squaw” Witch Lady with Folded Arms’ stuff was, as it turned out, pretty silly.