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Malcolm & Marie 2021
Sam Levinson you fucking hack fraud. LEGO is a brand. They make bricks, sets, and minifigs (that’s lingo for minifigures). When describing them as a collective noun, the plural is simply LEGO.
“That’s a cool LEGO collection”.
“I love building LEGO sets”.
“Sorry, Lord. LEGO is too expensive to buy regularly. You can only get your favorite toy ever once a year on fucking Christmas”.I understand the overwhelming urge to say “legos”. I used to be in that position…
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Alita: Battle Angel 2019
“He built all of me. Except my core, that’s mine.”
“And did you tell her who you built that body for?”
“This body… it has the power I need. I feel a connection to it I can’t explain. This could be who I am.”
“Your core was designed to interface with this type of body.”
“And that’s why I will never unite you with this body”
“It’s the adaptive technology of the Berserker body. The shell is reconfiguring to her…
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The Northman 2022
In which one of the three ‘saviors of horror’ proves that he doesn’t know how to compose shots, direct action, or create tension in any way whatsoever. I never liked this guy’s movies but I was willing to believe that they were somehow boring as fuck in an artistic way and with this he proves, no he’s literally just a hack. It’s puzzling that he tries to make every shot a long take and then proceeds to not do anything…
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Lost in Translation 2003
Sofia Coppola you fucking weirdo.
I was really looking forward to this.
Lost In Translation takes a look at a blossoming love affair between 2 Americans isolated in Japan. My problem with this is that I found the depiction of Japan and of Japanese people by the film to be, how do I say, dogshit. Like half of the film's runtime is Bill Murray making fun of the fact that the Japanese people don't have perfect English pronunciation while completely…
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