Favorite films

  • Alita: Battle Angel
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Millennium Actress
  • Resident Evil

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  • Unbreakable


  • Cha Cha Real Smooth


  • The Ice Storm


Pinned reviews

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    Sam Levinson you fucking hack fraud. LEGO is a brand. They make bricks, sets, and minifigs (that’s lingo for minifigures). When describing them as a collective noun, the plural is simply LEGO.
    “That’s a cool LEGO collection”.
    “I love building LEGO sets”.
    “Sorry, Lord. LEGO is too expensive to buy regularly. You can only get your favorite toy ever once a year on fucking Christmas”.

    I understand the overwhelming urge to say “legos”. I used to be in that position…

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel


    “He built all of me. Except my core, that’s mine.”

    “And did you tell her who you built that body for?”

    “This body… it has the power I need. I feel a connection to it I can’t explain. This could be who I am.”

    “Your core was designed to interface with this type of body.”

    “And that’s why I will never unite you with this body”

    “It’s the adaptive technology of the Berserker body. The shell is reconfiguring to her…

Recent reviews

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Cha Cha Real Smooth


    Bro has charisma I just wish he was a good filmmaker

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    In which one of the three ‘saviors of horror’ proves that he doesn’t know how to compose shots, direct action, or create tension in any way whatsoever. I never liked this guy’s movies but I was willing to believe that they were somehow boring as fuck in an artistic way and with this he proves, no he’s literally just a hack. It’s puzzling that he tries to make every shot a long take and then proceeds to not do anything…

Popular reviews

  • Lost in Translation

    Lost in Translation


    Sofia Coppola you fucking weirdo.

    I was really looking forward to this.

    Lost In Translation takes a look at a blossoming love affair between 2 Americans isolated in Japan. My problem with this is that I found the depiction of Japan and of Japanese people by the film to be, how do I say, dogshit. Like half of the film's runtime is Bill Murray making fun of the fact that the Japanese people don't have perfect English pronunciation while completely…

  • Her



    computer bitch: “what if your butthole was in your armpit?”
    joaquin: laughs hysterically
    everyone: 5 stars