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Deadly Mile High Club 2020
Just barely outrageous enough to hang on and enjoy. It felt a little long but the plot was bananas and the actors all understood the assignment, especially the lead.
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I would’ve been kicked off the set for making too many “A- Beans! Beans! Beans!” or Grace Jones jokes about that human-sized box. Unreal!
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The Legend of Drunken Master 1994
Wow! Definitely holds up, funny, dramatic, and full of fantastic choreography. Especially fun for me to revisit after watching so many Shaw Brothers pictures in the years between. That final fight between Jackie Chan and Ken Lo is just… wow. Tops.
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Ernest Saves Christmas 1988
The in-your-face sequences were TOO MUCH for me. Fine but a good reminder of the dark age before Disney's "Renaissance".
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Total Recall 1990
So dang good. Last time I saw this I hadn’t read the source material. It’s short and pretty goofy. This definitely captures that, with a lot more action. Shame Carolco didn’t last, they could be doing the MCU right now!
