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My Bottom 30: Least Favorite Films That I've Seen

Inspired by Michael’s Cinema Paradiso’s list.


The lowest of the low. The absolute worst films that I have seen. A test of endurance for all of these that, somehow, I won and can attest that they are really bad.


This is an effort to try to rank the films that managed to get a visceral reaction out of me, taking intent, context, objective quality, and any sort of subconscious factor I can think of, hence a possible inconsistency in star rankings.


There are a bundle of films that I have given a 1/2 star or a one star that are absent here, mostly because the ones that aren’t here are forgettable enough for me to have complete apathy towards and not be bothered enough by. The films here are vile, offensive, a waste of time, pathetic, and any other negative term under the sun you can think of.

  • Airplane Mode

    1

  • Evil Bong 3: The Wrath of Bong

    2

  • Cavegirl

    3

  • Rollergator

    4

  • Verotika

    5

  • Alien Beasts

    6

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    7

  • ThanksKilling 3

    8

  • The Haunting of Sharon Tate

    9

  • InAPPropriate Comedy

    10

  • Wild Riders

    11

  • Deadly Illusions

    12

  • The Creeping Terror

    13

  • Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

    14

  • Loqueesha

    15

  • Escape from Tomorrow

    16

  • Hot Thrills and Warm Chills

    17

  • Monster a Go-Go

    18

  • Galaxina

    19

  • The Emoji Movie

    20

  • Secret File: Hollywood

    21

  • Godzilla

    22

  • American Raspberry

    23

  • The 15:17 to Paris

    24

  • The Master of Disguise

    25

  • Enter the Anime

    26

  • Almost Hollywood

    27

  • Superchick

    28

  • Treasure of Tayopa

    29

  • Under the Rainbow

    30