Inspired by Michael’s Cinema Paradiso’s list.
The lowest of the low. The absolute worst films that I have seen. A test of endurance for all of these that, somehow, I won and can attest that they are really bad.
This is an effort to try to rank the films that managed to get a visceral reaction out of me, taking intent, context, objective quality, and any sort of subconscious factor I can think of, hence a possible inconsistency in star rankings.
There are a bundle of films that I have given a 1/2 star or a one star that are absent here, mostly because the ones that aren’t here are forgettable enough for me to have complete apathy towards and not be bothered enough by. The films here are vile, offensive, a waste of time, pathetic, and any other negative term under the sun you can think of.