this is such a dumb movie you have no idea of how much I hate myself for crying at the end scene

- It really doesn’t get better? Not even when you’re old?
- No. But you do.

spent 2/3 of the movie hating Celeste before realizing that it was because i am Celeste. Really wish I had more wine while watching this.

how can you waste such a good first half of a movie by turning it into a panic-attack-inducing shitshow. The last third was so vile so gratuitously.

I couldn't give two shits about the herd of meanings people are trying to attach to this film. The message wasn't neither original nor well done. I don't know how Aronofsky managed to shove allegories so blatantly in our face and still not convey any meaning at all, it must have taken some real effort.

if you honestly think that Summer's a villain and Tom is the victim, i deeply dislike you and so does Joseph Gordon-Levitt and neither of us wants to be friends with you.