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  • Celeste & Jesse Forever

    Celeste & Jesse Forever

    ★★★½

    - It really doesn’t get better? Not even when you’re old?
    - No. But you do.

    spent 2/3 of the movie hating Celeste before realizing that it was because i am Celeste. Really wish I had more wine while watching this.

  • Get Out

    Get Out

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the image of allison williams' creepy ass smile while getting choked has hunted me for a week at least y'all

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  • mother!

    mother!

    ★½

    how can you waste such a good first half of a movie by turning it into a panic-attack-inducing shitshow. The last third was so vile so gratuitously.

    I couldn't give two shits about the herd of meanings people are trying to attach to this film. The message wasn't neither original nor well done. I don't know how Aronofsky managed to shove allegories so blatantly in our face and still not convey any meaning at all, it must have taken some real effort.

  • Falsettos

    Falsettos

    ★★★½

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