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  • Head Office

    Head Office

    Gimme 90-minutes of Rick Moranis' character and this thing'll jump to four stars.

  • The Muppet Movie

    The Muppet Movie

    ★★★★

    Timeless. It actually gets better with age. Why Paul Williams isn't writing music for more films these days is beyond me.

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  • The Apple

    The Apple

    ★★★

    The future (1994) is a shiny, semi-attractive discotheque filled with roofies, speed & the desire to be stuck in the spotlight. But really, nothing else matters when you’re dancing in time. Undeniably an inspiration for The Fifth Element and the Ruby Rhod character, The Apple is a strange trip and a ride everyone should experience. Take a bite and join the BIM Family. But if you’re a hippy child of love, prepare yourself to live in a cave under the bridge. Or perhaps in search of a new planet free from pollution.

    Three heartbeats from me. 🍎🍎🍎

    Believe in the Illuminati.

  • Vertigo

    Vertigo

    ★★★★½

    Hypnotic. I've always felt Vertigo loses just a tiny bit of it's balance in the end, but I absolutely love this movie and how everything looks. With just about every Hitchcock, you're put in a trance & are dazed when the credits roll.

    Viewed on the big screen in 70mm at the historic Paramount Theatre in Austin, TX.