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  • Prom Night

    Prom Night

    ★★★½

    Thoughts in order as they occurred:

    It’s quite amazing how dramatic & prolonged Paul Lynch makes a rotary phone call look.

    Feed me, Seymour! Feed me! Some of them joints, Slick!

    Wendy may be a bitch but she’s tough as nails and puts up a fight. Respect.

    Prom Night is badass.

  • RoboCop

    RoboCop

    ★★★★

    Miguel Ferrer gives a five-star performance. The entire cast is aces but Bob fucking Morton is the top piece of shit in a movie that’s brimming over with complete scumbags & assholes. And ahhhh those magical effects sprinkled throughout. Brilliant.

    “Excuse me. I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening.”