I like the lil pictures above my reviews, so what it cost $50??
all the good reviews are by kris
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  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch


    Wes just found out tiddies exist

  • Being John Malkovich

    Being John Malkovich


    I didn’t think I’d like this movie and wasn’t planning on watching it because Chandler gave it 3 stars and said it wasn’t good. I’d like to take a moment to express how profoundly retarded Chandler is. Never will I trust his opinion on movies again. Chandler if you’re reading this, please stop reading this and lay on the nearest train tracks you can find until your shitty pointless existence is extinguished from the earth. 

    Really cool movie tho