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  • Nope

    ★★★

  • Decision to Leave

    ★★★½

  • Bullet Train

    ★★½

  • The Gray Man

    ★★

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  • The 355

    The 355

    If this film came out in 2002, it would be called M.I.L.F. Squad, with M.I.L.F. being an acronym for Marauding International Lethal Females. The soundtrack would feature Gwen Stefani, Missy Elliott and Crazy Town's seminal hit Butterfly.

    Roger Ebert gives it a phoned-in 2 star-review where he decries 'the lack of a good story' but compares it favorably to Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. A suggestive PG-13 shower scene set to Fun Lovin' Criminals' Love Unlimited fails to crack Mr. Skin's…

  • Future World

    Future World

    Directing this is actually James Franco's best Tommy Wiseau-impression.