Nathan Zuckerman

Nathan Zuckerman

Favorite films

  • Vertigo
  • Raging Bull
  • Citizen Kane
  • Jaws

Recent activity

  • On the Count of Three


  • The Wolf of Wall Street


  • Riceboy Sleeps


  • No One Will Save You


Recent reviews

  • Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

    Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny


    Colin Trevorrow-ass movie.

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Leaden and charmless, doubling down on its predecessors' least successful elements: the underwhelming, busily staged action and Gunn's penchant for overbearing sentimentality.

    Definitely felt every last minute of that runtime, but thankfully the stuff about animal cruelty really brought the house down!

    Almost has as many endings as Return of the King, one of them is virtually the exact same climax as other entries in this tired string of MCU-episodes have had. Another, I regret to inform you is a dance-off to Florence and the Machine.

Popular reviews

  • The 355

    The 355


    If this film came out in 2002, it would be called M.I.L.F. Squad, with M.I.L.F. being an acronym for Marauding International Lethal Females. The soundtrack would feature Gwen Stefani, Missy Elliott and Crazy Town's seminal hit Butterfly.

    Roger Ebert gives it a phoned-in 2 star-review where he decries 'the lack of a good story' but compares it favorably to Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. A suggestive PG-13 shower scene set to Fun Lovin' Criminals' Love Unlimited fails to crack Mr. Skin's…

  • Future World

    Future World

    Directing this is actually James Franco's best Tommy Wiseau-impression.