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Army of Darkness 1992
I was fucking obsessed with this movie when I was 13. Watched it until it was threadbare. Glad I gave it a 20 year pause. It holds up but I…
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Dirty Dancing 1987
it’s time to return the catskills to the culturally jewish leisure class. frances canon, duh—what else do you expect me to say?
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
It's a relief that I don't have to keep attempting to write my own bizarre, heartwarming, multiversal action comedies anymore because I won't do it better than this.
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh no oh god ohh noooooooooooooo fuck fuck fuck
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
This movie is abolitionist and I’m the guy who needs his back cracked!
Perfection, more original movies please! More free reign! More Raccacoonie!
First time I’ve seen bf cry in…
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
Everything Everywhere All at Once is a film that works every muscle group. It’s an off-the-wall comedy with a crude sense of humor that comes to the forefront even at…
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