LUCYANA

elves are real & they live in the walls !!

Favorite films

  • Penn & Teller Get Killed
  • Magnolia
  • Tampopo
  • Uptown Girls

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  • The Heartbreak Kid

    ★★★★★

  • Dune

  • Madonna: Truth or Dare

    ★★★★★

  • Holes

    ★★★★★

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  • The Heartbreak Kid

    The Heartbreak Kid

    ★★★★★

    Not very good

    [this is not how i feel. eddie was looking at my watchlist to see what we should watch and he said we already saw this and i said well yeah its not like i remember to remove stuff from my watchlist im not a nerd but if it makes you happy you can write a review for it and he did and i have just discovered he wrote "not very good" which i am annoyed at because actually i loved this movie i felt it was perfect so moral of the story is dont let friends use your phone ok bye]

  • Dune

    Dune

    they put succession on the dry star wars planet so good job on that except on “no funny robots” & how nobody had the stones to tell tim chalmers that there is more to acting than “sauntering” & “looking troubled in a way that could just as easily read as he has gas”the second they got to the desert i was like damn that shit arid af then realized they literally made the name of the planet sound like the word arid…

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  • How to Deal

    How to Deal

    ★★★★★

    edit i was the highest ive ever been when i reviewed this 😈




    !!!! this movie drives me horny crazy house on fire up the walls for BOY ATTENTION !!!!! boys, im TELLING you ok WHAT girls WANT is for you to TELL THEM EXPLICITLY that you want THEM to ask you out on a date. NOT the same as asking her out although that IS how you should be thinking. USE YOUR WORDS!!! thats ALL SHE WANTS!!! here is…

  • Down by Law

    Down by Law

    ★★★★★

    if u look like john lurie hmu im tryna go fishing zaddy