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  • The Slumber Party Massacre
  • Hellraiser
  • Frankenweenie
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

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  • The Mask of Zorro

    ★★★★

  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    ★★★½

  • Kong: Skull Island

    ★★★

  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    ★★

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  • Stay Alive

    Stay Alive

    ★½

    Gets an extra half star for Frankie Munez's unreal sun visor hat.

  • Miami Vice

    Miami Vice

    ★★★★★

    There's a crack in the clouds
    but only for a moment now,

    Like a Wong Kar-Wai film with an uncontrollable erection.

    “In cinema… it is the type of image produced that determines the narrative, not the reverse.”