Favorite films

  • The Slumber Party Massacre
  • Hellraiser
  • Frankenweenie
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

Recent activity

  • The Mask of Zorro


  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation


  • Kong: Skull Island


  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Stay Alive

    Stay Alive


    Gets an extra half star for Frankie Munez's unreal sun visor hat.

  • Miami Vice

    Miami Vice


    There's a crack in the clouds
    but only for a moment now,

    Like a Wong Kar-Wai film with an uncontrollable erection.

    “In cinema… it is the type of image produced that determines the narrative, not the reverse.”