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  • It's Such a Beautiful Day
  • The House That Jack Built
  • Buffalo '66
  • Raw

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  • Slay! (that guy over there)

  • Eaten Alive: A Tasteful Revenge

  • Limbo

    ★★★

  • Metempsychosis

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  • ThanksKilling 3

    ThanksKilling 3

    ½

    This is the single worst film I have ever seen. It is easily the longest, most pointless, most humourless film ever made. I enjoyed a grand total of maaaaybe 1 minute sprinkled in throughout its 99 minute runtime. And don't get me wrong, those 99 minutes don't feel like 99 minutes, they feel like a 12 hour shift at a mine shaft. I firmly believe that a 6 year prison sentence would go by faster than a single Thankskilling 3…

  • The Bird with the Crystal Plumage

    The Bird with the Crystal Plumage

    ★★★★½

    I love gialli because they allow me to watch slashers while still being highly pretentious

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