• The Beach Bum

    The Beach Bum


    Fun’s the fuckin’ gun

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    A perfect distillation of Luca Guadagnino’s strengths. And it's interesting that this is his most buzzy film to date since it's also his most restrained work. For the first third or so I was waiting for it to pick up because it's almost deceptively casual and low-key, gradually sneaks up on you and hits you. Timothee Chalamet and Armie Hammer have very good chemistry but I'd hesitate to call this a "great love story", because it's so rooted in the…

  • mother!



    Genius Metaphor

  • Downsizing



    If you think it's hilariously funny and never gets old when immmigrants speak in broken English then definitely go see this.

  • Youth


    Didn't watch this again but I was just thinking about how much it fucking sucks and how dumb it is. How did anyone like this.

  • The Beguiled

    The Beguiled


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    RIP Corporal McBurney smh these hoes were out of control. These bitches crazy. These thots gotta stop.

  • Kong: Skull Island

    Kong: Skull Island


    There's a scene in this where John C Reilly says something dramatic about death in Japanese and throws a samurai sword at a gas mask donning Tom Hiddleston, who catches it and walks through a cloud of green smoke, slashing these weird birds left and right as blue blood gushes from their bodies. Hardest I've laughed at a movie in a while.

  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

    The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou


    "It is beautiful, Steve."
    "Yeah, it's pretty good isn't it. I wonder if it remembers me."

  • Christine



    seeing Chubbuck's suicide recreated in such graphic detail left a gross taste in my mouth, because I think Campos is very aware that Chubbuck's strange death is the selling point of his film and grossly builds up to it and hints at it throughout the film.

    Hall gives a committed performance, but I just don't see a point in dramatizing a tragedy like this. My problems with the buildup/reenactment of the suicide aside, I don't think the film works as…

  • Nocturnal Animals

    Nocturnal Animals


    Two narratives wrapped into one film—the cold, vapid art world of LA sucks the soul out of Amy Adams in one, and Jake Gyllenhaal seeks revenge amidst the Texas desert in the other. Unfortunately, juxtaposing these two threads doesn’t do either any favors. Ford flirts with the silly, hot mess potential here (particularly in the Texas desert storyline), but I think his head is too far up his ass for him to fully succumb to the pulpy leanings of his…

  • Southland Tales

    Southland Tales


    A car literally fucks another car in this movie.

  • Shampoo



    “I don't fuck anybody for money, I do it for fun”