My film diet has become a healthy balance of horror, movies about Jews, and sports documentaries. Living my best life over here.

Favorite films

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • The History of the Seattle Mariners
  • Kanal
  • Gremlins

Recent activity

  • House on Haunted Hill

  • Death Ship

  • Young Frankenstein

  • Halloween Kills

Recent reviews

  • House on Haunted Hill

    House on Haunted Hill

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.


    I've spent this last week staying in my childhood home. It's my last week here ever actually, since my parents are selling it. So I came up to Washington to clear out all my belongings, picking out what I would keep, what would go in storage, and what could be given up entirely. The whole process has been almost pathetically emotional for me. Every casual action I do in here has the surreal weight of being the…

  • Death Ship

    Death Ship

    October Horror #5

    Turns out the movie about the haunted anti-Semitic boat is actually pretty boring.

Popular reviews

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills


    On Halloween night a Jewish man is hunted through the streets of a small Midwestern town by a raving mob of "Jews Will Not Replace Us" MAGA gentiles. Watch as Michael Meyerowitz valiantly and ruthlessly fights to overcome this depraved pogrom.

  • Young Frankenstein

    Young Frankenstein


    I've seen this movie plenty of times, but it never quite clicked with me. This time though I think it finally did. It's hard not to admire the loving recreation of silver age monster movies on display here, with plenty of endearing little bits that I couldn't help but chuckle at. Gene Wilder is a phenomenal comic actor too, it's always a treat to watch him do his thing.