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  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2

    The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2



    Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 76th Hunger Games.

    After realising that she is no longer fighting for survival, Katniss Everdeen sets out to assassinate the tyrannical President Snow and liberate the people of Panem.

    A frustratingly paced end to the franchise, one that started out so promisingly. Yes, it was poignant and mostly satisfying but Mockingjay Part 1 walked so Part 2 could, well, only power-walk - It was still very much buried in the shadow of Catching…

  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1

    The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1



    Alma Coin: And if you're killed?

    Katniss Everdeen: Make sure you get it on camera.

    Katniss Everdeen is in District 13 after she shatters the games forever. Under the leadership of President Coin and the advice of her trusted friends, Katniss spreads her wings as she fights to save Peeta and a nation moved by her courage.

    When will directors learn that sometimes LESS is MORE. The source material shouldn't have been adopted into two films, it dragged and…

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  • Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

    Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer



    Yeah, that's right. Keep running, Boo-Boo!

    So Susan's hair and Johnny's pecs are the best thing that these films have to offer? It wasn't great, but thanks to Tim Story instilling more action, it was marginally better than his first attempt.

  • School of Rock

    School of Rock



    Turkey sub.

    Marta is Sarah Jessica Parker and Patty is Alanis Morissette. I can't unsee it.