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  • Manhunter



    Have you ever seen blood in the moonlight, Will? It appears quite black.

    Eeriness and terror, bathed in Spinotti’s blues and set to a moody synth rock score. There are two scenes that stick out to me as particular high points. One is between Graham and his son, where Graham explains how he does his job. He’s good at catching bad guys because he can learn how to think like them; he puts bad guys away while walking on the…

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road


    I’m gonna die historic on the Fury Road!

    Thus commences the greatest chase sequence set to film. The speaker is Nux, a war boy, one of the cancer-ridden pieces of cannon fodder who’s life consists of putting the pedal to the metal in the service of his false god, Immortan Joe. Joe’s kingdom, the Citadel, is a diseased society, both in that almost everybody suffers the effects of radiation poisoning, and, more importantly for this review, in its unhealthy sexual…

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  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest


    Why is the rum always gone?

    I realized after finishing this that Gore Verbinski might actually be one of my favorite filmmakers. His blockbusters have a lush cinematic style that matches QT’s, stride for stride; the fact that he always works with my favorite composer doesn’t hurt at all.

  • To All the Boys I've Loved Before

    To All the Boys I've Loved Before


    So I did this thing where I was like “man, I haven’t watched anything bad in a while, I think I’ll watch something bad to liven things up, this’ll be fun, yay!” and it was going fine until Noah Centineo went “whAT, aRe you SHeRiOuSh?” 

    That’s when I was decided that I’m fine just watching good movies because then I don’t have to listen to that derpy looking buffoon fake a speech impediment. Lara Jean’s little sister warrants curb stomping.