• Jujutsu Kaisen 0

    Jujutsu Kaisen 0

    i have never needed a movie debrief session more than i have after watching this

  • Luca

    Luca

    every good trio needs a lesbian, a gay, and a bi

  • Lightyear

    Lightyear

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    how dare they kill off a lesbian

  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    anakin slayed. like literally. so many children

  • 3 Men and a Baby

    3 Men and a Baby

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    surprised that they did not ever at any point just give mary a shot of tequila to get her to sleep

  • The Princess Bride

    The Princess Bride

    ★★★★½

    I FINALLY UNDERSTAND ALL THE REFERENCES AND THE HYPE

  • Newsies

    Newsies

    ★★★★★

    a little hyperbole never hurt nobody!

  • Turning Red

    Turning Red

    ★★★★½

    uncontrollable sobbing noises

  • Moulin Rouge!

    Moulin Rouge!

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    christian became so depressed after the love of his life died in his arms that he became a hermit on tatooine

  • Newsies

    Newsies

    ★★★★★

    the back of my brain: should i drop out of grad school and pursue the arts?

  • The Prom

    The Prom

    "note to self, don't be gay.... bro i think i f*cked up my soup" was in my head for most of me watching this

  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★★

    i'm in a mood where i love these movies