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  • Knock Knock

    Knock Knock

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The event that caused John Wick to become a hitman - two harpies seduce and torture him with their deranged screeching. 

    Perhaps this film plays on my phobia of being robbed or murdered by a bedroom companion, but I found the first thirty minutes of the film unsettling and actually pretty interesting. There's then a comical sex scene and everything goes downhill from there. Screech, screech. Something, something. Pedo. Screech, screech. You're gunna die. 

    I still don't fully understand the succubis' motives. Is it the raped as a child trope? Not cool. Guess you can't expect more from a softcore torture porn efficianado.

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    Transformers: Age of Extinction

    ★★

    I don't understand why this film had to be so long, perhaps it needs to be to fit in all the advertisements that pay for it...

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  • The Hateful Eight

    The Hateful Eight

    ★★★★½

    The Hateful Eight

    I went from experiencing Natural Born Killers at home (thinking wtf am I watching) to experiencing The Hateful Eight in the cinema (thinking wtf am I watching) and I'm done with violence for the next few films, I think I'm just going to curl up and watch something a bit softer. There are a lot of Tarantinoisms that are exaggerated in this film, the violence towards women is extreme, Samuel L Jackson's character is a badass mf…

  • Lords of Dogtown

    Lords of Dogtown

    ★★★★

    Hey dude, you should totally watch this film man.