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  • Knock Knock

    Knock Knock


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The event that caused John Wick to become a hitman - two harpies seduce and torture him with their deranged screeching. 

    Perhaps this film plays on my phobia of being robbed or murdered by a bedroom companion, but I found the first thirty minutes of the film unsettling and actually pretty interesting. There's then a comical sex scene and everything goes downhill from there. Screech, screech. Something, something. Pedo. Screech, screech. You're gunna die. 

    I still don't fully understand the succubis' motives. Is it the raped as a child trope? Not cool. Guess you can't expect more from a softcore torture porn efficianado.

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    Transformers: Age of Extinction


    I don't understand why this film had to be so long, perhaps it needs to be to fit in all the advertisements that pay for it...

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    Lords of Dogtown


    Hey dude, you should totally watch this film man.