• Pitch Perfect

    Pitch Perfect

    ★★★½

    ben platt deserved worse

  • Morbius

    Morbius

    ½

    at the beginning of the movie my dad said “my blood can’t morb to my brain” and little did i know that would be exactly how i felt for the next hour and a half

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★½

    great cast of characters, killer soundtrack, slightly predictable but the means of getting from point A to B make up for it fantastic movie that’s just pure fun from start to finish

  • Primer

    Primer

    ★★★★

    the movie where the time travelers are actually worried about destroying everything and don’t just say they are

  • Zoolander

    Zoolander

    ★★★★★

    i’ve seen a large resurgence of this movie and i couldn’t be happier

  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    ★★★★½

    can’t believe i’ve been putting this off for 9 years

  • The Silence of the Lambs

    The Silence of the Lambs

    ★★★★★

    i have watched a lot of supposedly scary movies in my day and i’m pretty sure no villain has scared me the way lector does

  • La Haine

    La Haine

    ★★★★★

    this is the kind of movie that takes a little bit to get into the real meat of it but that meat is like A5 wagyu and then ending is so sharp and to the point and just overall such an amazing movie

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★★

    this movie is a rare example of a sequel to a movie made way after the original that is able to effectively build off  the original story while still seeming like the same thing. this movie in my opinion is maybe only a tiny bit worse than the first but when you’re comparing something to blade runner saying it’s even close is impressive

  • Shaolin Soccer

    Shaolin Soccer

    ★★★★★

    this movie goes so unbelievably hard in every scene

  • Hunt for the Wilderpeople

    Hunt for the Wilderpeople

    ★★★★★

    i’ve seen julian dennison in two movies and in both he was a victim of a terrible foster care system this movie was absolutely amazing

  • Juno

    Juno

    ★★★★½

    GOD this movie was good and micheal cera continues to only play losers and elliot page is the coolest person ever and i love him