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  Expend4bles 2023

  ½ Watched 22 Sep 2023

  2%

  I owe Meg 2: The Trench an apology. This movie pissed me off so damn much! I fucking hated this movie so much! The CGI blood looks even faker than The Baker, the characters are horrible, the jokes aren’t funny, the action is so incompetently shot and edited and the green screen is absolute DOGSHIT!!!! Easily the worst one in the franchise without any question. Don’t see this! Please see something like Equalizer 3, A Haunting in Venice, Barbie, Blue Beetle, Gran Turismo or My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3! See those instead of this pile of shit!

  Grade: F

  FUCK THIS MOVIE!!

  0/5

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  Bury the Bride 2023

  ★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2023

  60%

  This was actually somewhat enjoyable which I found very surprising! I didn’t love it obviously but man, this was entertaining for a Tubi movie!

  Grade; B-

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

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  99%

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Dec 2022 4

  89%

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