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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Spider-Man: No Way Home
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • The Empire Strikes Back

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★½

  • Spider-Man: Far From Home

    ★★★★

  • Whiplash

    ★★★★½

  • The Black Phone

    ★★★½

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★½

    It’s a crying shame that Rose Tico has to exist and that Admiral Haldo couldn’t have been a smidge more transparent, because otherwise, this movie is so much better than it gets credit for. Star Wars oldheads decided that nothing about the franchise — its characters, its themes, its functionality — should ever change, and that to do something different is heresy. Apparently people don’t evolve or devolve, and the universe maintains an unflinching dynamic. God forbid Rian Johnson should add…

  • Spider-Man: Far From Home

    Spider-Man: Far From Home

    ★★★★

    Loads better than I remember, and one that’s surprisingly unique and ingenuous within the parameters of the MCU.

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  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    ★★★★

    “GRACE!”

    “Grace? Grace passed away thirty years ago.”

    “No, they want you to say grace!”

    *shakes head, evident confusion*

    “Like the blessing!”

    “Oh...”

    *nods head and gets in prayer formation, everyone follows suit, soon each person at the table has fingers intertwined, heads bowed, ready for the aforementioned grace*

    *a few seconds pass*

    “I pledge allegiance...to the flag...”

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ★★★★½

    93

    I...I can’t speak. My mouth has hit the floor. Forget extrapolating the emotional boundaries set or burst past in Kaufman and other atuer’s unique works (peep Nolan’s Tenet, the other mindfudge I’ve endured recently); I’m Thinking of Ending Things went, in ten minutes of exterior examination, from a Lighthouse-esque experience of puzzling grandeur to a story of depression and agonizing subtleties that has me in emotional shambles.

    It’s perilously difficult to elaborate more on this without going in-depth, but I’ll just say I’m awed. And if you’ve seen it, watch this video to further understand my shattered heart.