Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Spider-Man: No Way Home
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • The Empire Strikes Back

Recent activity

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi


  • Spider-Man: Far From Home


  • Whiplash


  • The Black Phone


Recent reviews

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    It’s a crying shame that Rose Tico has to exist and that Admiral Haldo couldn’t have been a smidge more transparent, because otherwise, this movie is so much better than it gets credit for. Star Wars oldheads decided that nothing about the franchise — its characters, its themes, its functionality — should ever change, and that to do something different is heresy. Apparently people don’t evolve or devolve, and the universe maintains an unflinching dynamic. God forbid Rian Johnson should add…

  • Spider-Man: Far From Home

    Spider-Man: Far From Home


    Loads better than I remember, and one that’s surprisingly unique and ingenuous within the parameters of the MCU.

Popular reviews

  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation



    “Grace? Grace passed away thirty years ago.”

    “No, they want you to say grace!”

    *shakes head, evident confusion*

    “Like the blessing!”


    *nods head and gets in prayer formation, everyone follows suit, soon each person at the table has fingers intertwined, heads bowed, ready for the aforementioned grace*

    *a few seconds pass*

    “I pledge allegiance...to the flag...”

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things



    I...I can’t speak. My mouth has hit the floor. Forget extrapolating the emotional boundaries set or burst past in Kaufman and other atuer’s unique works (peep Nolan’s Tenet, the other mindfudge I’ve endured recently); I’m Thinking of Ending Things went, in ten minutes of exterior examination, from a Lighthouse-esque experience of puzzling grandeur to a story of depression and agonizing subtleties that has me in emotional shambles.

    It’s perilously difficult to elaborate more on this without going in-depth, but I’ll just say I’m awed. And if you’ve seen it, watch this video to further understand my shattered heart.