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  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory


    I too could not understand a word Mike was saying.

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984


    Enjoyed the Gadot-Pine dynamic, the first ten minutes or so of innocent (if contrived) 80s nostalgia, and *some* elements of the globetrotting, world-ending viscera.

    Despised the other two and a half hours.

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  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation



    “Grace? Grace passed away thirty years ago.”

    “No, they want you to say grace!”

    *shakes head, evident confusion*

    “Like the blessing!”


    *nods head and gets in prayer formation, everyone follows suit, soon each person at the table has fingers intertwined, heads bowed, ready for the aforementioned grace*

    *a few seconds pass*

    “I pledge allegiance...to the flag...”

  • Soul



    So here we are back at it again — after a couple years consisting of solid movies but mediocre sequels, Pixar has returned to the forefront of cinema’s thematic scope, this time continuing to toy with the notion of human interiority, and every last detail and intricacy associated with it. In regards to Inside Out, however, Soul is only slightly comparable, acting more as a meditation on purpose than the ubiquity and needed unity among inner emotions.

    Regardless, it’s heckin’…